Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
 

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.

Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.

Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A. Fur-niture!

Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!

Q. Where do cows go on holiday?
A. Moo York

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. He was a chicken.

Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A. To get a tweetment.

Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?
A. Show me the honey!

Q. What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A. Bare-foot.

Q. What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?
A. No thank you, I am stuffed.

Q. What do you do with a blue whale?
A. Try to cheer him up!

Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop him a line!

Q. Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A. To the Baa Baa shop!

Q. What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish!

Q. Why was the pelican kicked out of the hotel?
A. Because he had a big bill!

Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies!

Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!

Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?
A. Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!

Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A. Its easier than walking!

Q. What kind of key opens a banana?
A. A monkey!

Q. Why does a hummingbird hum?
A. It doesn't know the words!

Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school!

Q. What do bulls do when they go shopping?
A. They CHARGE!

Q. What pet makes the loudest noise?
A. A trum-pet!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. Where do bulls get their messages
A. On a bull-etin board.

Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg!

Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A. A turkey!
 

Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?
A. Swimming trunks.

Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in High School!